Kanye West & Fitty-Cent Remember 9/11 in Loving Tribute

Rap Stars Fitty-Cent & Kanye West, in a stunning example of love, compassion and community towards the memory of 9-11 victims, announced today that they will have a cash $$ showdown on who sells the most albums on the 9-11 anniversary of the WTC attacks. Both artists happily released their albums today whilst families of victims of 9-11 mourned the loss of loved ones. Fitty, so moved by the tragedy at the World Trade Center, told media that he would retire from singing if he didn't outsell Kanye West in album $ales. Not one cent of eithers artist's sales will go to help or support anything having to do with the WTC attacks.

Fitty-cent, last seen at Virgin Records in Manhattan, allegedly auctioned his Never Forget 9/11 sweat band to a lucky fan, for fitty-thousand dollars.

When asked about the significance of 9/11, Kanye West purportedly remarked, "This will be a day of remembering how many albums I sold for years to come. We will never forget this day in HISTORY. We should never forget."

Talk is now buzzing around philanthropic circles of creating a 50-cent & Kanye West Memorial Museum to mark this important day in World History.

9/11 6-Year Anniversary: Fox News Continues Terror Campaign

9/11/07: Fox News proudly renewed it's committment to making Americans constantly be sucked in to a state of "fear" today. Today marks the Network's 6-year anniversary of running their "TERROR ALERT" ticker along the bottom of all newscasts, which constantly scares Americans into thinking there is an impending terrorist attack.

FOX News today also gave extensive and continuing publicity to Osama Bin Turkey, helping the gravely ill narcissist to promote his global terror campaign by informing the world via their cable news outelt and via the internet of of the madman's new plans for terror campaigns.

Quoted from an unknown source, Bin Laden stated, "I thank FOX News for helping me spread my message of hate and fear throughout the Western World. I am but one man, but Fox News is many.." When asked why he had not yet gone into Allah's afterlife to join his fellow terrorists and spend time with the 72 virgins, Bin Laden replied, "Well, I must run things here and besides, it would be selfish of me to take away some of the fresh fruits, wines and virgins from my fellow martyrs. I am all about giving. This is their time." Bin Laden couldn't comment any more as he was busy ordering 10 idiots to blow themselves up in the name of God.

Later in the day, all Fox News employees allegedly converted to Islam in a special, quiet ceremony, guaranteeing them safety from future attacks.

Time for Osama To Go Away

Why, oh why are the world's leading news agencies and media giving attention and free publicity to a mass murderer? I mean, on the eve of every anniversary of Charles Manson's worst murdering rampage are we forced to hear statements by him on the current state of rape of murder? No, so why do we need to hear Osama Bin Turkey's comments on the current state of U.S. Security or hear him praise his 19 young hijackers? Someone should tell him, "Hey, so you won one, now get over it and move on Osama..Stop bragging about your glory days..." He resembles an old coach that had one championship and lives in the glory days & can't move on. There hasn't been an attack on U.S. Soil in 6 years. Why? Because they can't penetrate our security is why. They got lucky on 9/11 and that was it. So, what do they do? They issue videos on the of every anniversary - but the real problem is the owners of FOX and CNN and every other media outlet sucks up to Osama and publicizes it! Why?! Can't someone just say, "We won't air this or report on it." ???

THAT would really upset Mr. OBL in a way you can't imagine; to take away his power. So, OBL, have fun in your cave, wherever you are. I take great pride in the fact that you cower in your cave and will never in this lifetime have access to a Peter Luger Steak in New York. Bite on that!